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Another bizarre AB tweet is making headlines. Just a few days after exposing himself in a public pool, he hopped on Twitter to defend his actions.
Earlier this week, the former NFL wideout posted the following message on social media.
Ima Rock Star not Football Player
Keep me off the Sports Channel
Can I Live?
Vacation Mode
Cashew King
Cashew new Champagne of Nuts
Cashew the new Cash
Wow. A lot to unpack, here.
Let’s start with the first few lines. Brown says he’s a rock star, not a football player. Oddly, this comes just a day after the wideout begged a team to sign him (while again referencing that public exposure), one of his many attempts to get back in the league.
I’m telling every team that needs an offense to pick up AB.
https://twitter.com/harryballsagna_/status/1577644252674285572?s=20&t=4BbwelreVPl-7TweNNkt8w
It’s a wonder he’s still making headlines on the “sports channel.”
But wait, it gets better.
AB defends latest actions in bizarre tweet: “Vacation mode”
The second half of that tweet says, “Can I live? Vacation mode.” Brown must not realize that most people don’t publicly expose themselves and harass guests at a hotel on their typical vacations.
Many online were quick to react.
One Twitter user posted, “Tweeting about nuts is wild considering the circumstances.”
Tweeting about nuts is wild considering the circumstances
— Wait, who? (@_gnikFred) October 5, 2022
Another person said, “I need a vacation mode.”
I need a vacation mode.
— Mack (@msherm570) October 5, 2022
Fans can at least agree on one thing. Cashews are the Champagne of Nuts.
Outside of that, not much you can take from this insane tweet.