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Arian Foster was a beast on the football field but for all of his athletic skill could he really take on a wolf one-on-one? Foster really does seem sure that he can.
wanna go camping but "wildlife" scares the shit outta me.
— feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017
i honestly think i can get a wolf 1 on 1 tho.
— feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017
i'm 230, wolfs are what, 180-200 tops? he has no thumbs. if i control his neck he's dunzo. https://t.co/j9vf2knwqI
— feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017
wolves don't scare me like that cuz in my neighborhood was a bunch of loose enraged pits. if he alone i think i can get him.
— feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017
how he gon bite w half a jaw? https://t.co/i5prSDynUd
— feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017
thumbs means i can grab him .he can't grab me. all he has is a mouth. grab his neck he can't bite. https://t.co/5s61cihKVb
— feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017
plus i have the advantage of honking about this wolf. like i'm prepared.
— feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017
if we run into each other in my head "oh yea it's on, wolf". he's jus like "what is this aggressive species threatening me."
— feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017
i've studied the wolf. he can't read. i know his weaknesses. plus the thumb thing.
— feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017
well fuck off. not my fault you're scared of wolves. https://t.co/7LARWmBvkq
— feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017
"what about his teeth? and claws?" this ain't a video game. one hit and i'm done. it's a fight.
— feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017
y'all will never kill a wolf with this kind of attitude. he's already defeated you off of reputation. not me. fuck him.
— feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017
I would pay good money to watch Foster fight a wolf.