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The irony of two of the worst teams in the NFL playing against each other is that one of those teams has to win. Unfortunately for the tanking Dolphins, they were unable to hold off the shittiness of the New York Jets and pulled out the victory.
Handfuls of fans meandered into Hard Rock Stadium at, well, whenever they goddamn pleased to catch a tan and watch two abysmal teams play tummy sticks.
Of the 65,326 available seats at Hard Rock Stadium, I’d venture to guess a good 40,000 didn’t have an ass in them.
Eventually this crowd will fill in but it’ll probably be one of the worst-attended Dolphins-Jets games in recent memory pic.twitter.com/ZltPAduVCM
— Chris Perkins (@chrisperk) November 3, 2019
Late-arriving crowd for the long anticipated Jets/Dolphins showdown. pic.twitter.com/C909OxER6Y
— Stephen Doody (@StephenDoody3) November 3, 2019
At home or on a bar stool ✅
— Eating Beagles 🎱 (@EatingBeagles) November 3, 2019
Rumor has it that a fart in the 300 level section could be heard on the sidelines, but no one was actually there to confirm or deny.
Official attendance numbers have yet to be released, which is weird because it doesn’t take that long to count to 9.