Bayern Munich Pulled Out ALL THE STOPS While Unveiling New Team Bus

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Bayern Munich is widely recognized as the best club team on the planet. As such, they need the world’s most tricked-out team bus. Anything less would be a slap in the face to the German double-winners.

The team trotted out their shiny new conveyance yesterday with pomp and circumstance more befitting of a presidential inauguration or Apple symposium.

Didn’t you really enjoy that, people on drugs? And for the few of you sober readers, wasn’t that quite entertaining?

I personally feel bad this top-quality presentation wasn’t met with a feverish standing ovation. Then again, this is about as fired up as Germans get.

[H/T: yahoo sports]