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A few months ago, the benevolent robed justices of the Supreme Court did America a major solid by ruling a ban on sports betting is unconstitutional and opening the floodgates for legal wagers across the country.
As of right now, only a few states have changed their laws but at least one of them is already reaping the benefits.
However, if you currently want to bet on a game or five, there’s a pretty good chance you’re going to have to make a trip to a sportsbook filled with guys who are way too into harness racing.
Thankfully, that could all change if Buffalo Wild Wings has anything to do with it.
According to ESPN, the company that specializes in making you regret ordering the Mango Habanero sauce after a trip to the bathroom is currently looking into allowing to pair an order of wings and a pitcher of beer with a parlay.
In a statement to the outlet, a spokesperson outlined BW3’s outlook, saying:
“As the largest sports bar in America, we believe Buffalo Wild Wings is uniquely positioned to leverage sports gaming to enhance the restaurant experience for our guests. We are actively exploring opportunities, including potential partners, as we evaluate the next steps for our brand.”
Initial reports say the chain would likely only be allowed to let customers bet in states that have officially legalized sports betting and would probably have to find a partner who already has a gambling license.
There was plenty of rejoicing online after the news broke— and there were also a few jokes.
"I know Buffalo Wild Wings has been a tough sell for you hard-to-please millennials. But what if I told you all of our locations now come with 40 middle aged men placing real time bets on Miami Dolphins preseason games?"
— Jason Gay (@jasongay) August 9, 2018
First Buffalo Wild Wings will be taking bets, then before you know it you’ll be putting parlay & teaser cards together at Denny’s Sportsbook.
— BeatinTheBookie.com®️ (@BeatinTheBookie) August 8, 2018
Folks that gamble eat at chipotle chief
— Ned (@Nedsfeed) August 9, 2018
Of course, Darren Rovell was there to lightly sprinkle upon the parade (as is tradition) by “revealing” the real reason Buffalo Wild Wings might be expanding into sports gambling.
Remember: Buffalo Wild Wings greatest revenue source is alcohol, not wings. Does being able to bet & cash in at a restaurant keep you there watching and drinking for longer? That’s at least the idea behind wanting to do this. https://t.co/kQLKUC8InK
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) August 9, 2018
I can’t say how grateful I am that Darren took the time to remind us that the goal of most companies is to make money.