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Proof of God
This is getting ridiculous.
If the Queen can slip out of handcuffs tied to Meghan Markle’s radiator to knight Ringo Starr, the worst Beatle, Pope Francis can put on his big hat and honor an angel walking among us.
While Pope Frank plays hot potato with the gay marriage dilemma, Chad Johnson is putting money in people’s pockets and love in their hearts. As Jesus would.
His latest miracle was put on display this weekend in New Jerusalem (Jacksonville, Florida), when he recruited a disciple to pick him up from a Marriott hotel in Jacksonville and drive him 1.2 miles to the nearest Starbucks, offering a $1,000 reward for his services and an opportunity to meet fraternize with the divine.
Anybody in Jacksonville want to make an easy 1k, I need a ride to Starbucks please, $500 going & $500 to drop me back off should suffice, please❓
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) April 24, 2021
I’m at the Marriott, don’t know where the fuck I’m at but I’ll DM the address, hurry i really need Starbucks 🥺 https://t.co/NrLgnmErBr
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) April 24, 2021
https://twitter.com/ochocinco/status/1385987408043384837?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1385987408043384837%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fthecomeback.com%2Ftwitter%2Fchad-johnson-offered-1000-for-someone-to-drive-him-to-starbucks-so-someone-did.html
https://twitter.com/ochocinco/status/1385991572618100745?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1385991572618100745%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fthecomeback.com%2Ftwitter%2Fchad-johnson-offered-1000-for-someone-to-drive-him-to-starbucks-so-someone-did.html
Far be it for me to pit myself against the Catholic Church, but I’ll give Jude Law another 48 hours to start shining some light on Johnson’s deeds before I start stealing from the collection box.
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https://twitter.com/ochocinco/status/1262443205674577925?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1262443205674577925%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fbrobible.com%2Fculture%2Farticle%2Fchad-johnson-tip-restaurant-pandemic%2F
Meanwhile:
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