Take The Titans And The Points, Drake Just Dropped His Curse On Lamar Jackson And The Ravens

As a Tennessee Titans fan, yes, we do exist, we get together every week during the NFL season in the back room at a B-Dubs (oh, and you’re welcome, America), I was more than a little concerned when I realized that the Oilers Titans were going to have to face Lamar Jackson and the Baltimore Ravens instead of the Kansas City Chiefs this coming weekend. (No offense, Patrick Mahomes, but the Ravens put up 80 more points than your team did this year.)

Heck, even Titans head coach and Dynasty Slayer Mike Vrabel doesn’t know what to do to stop Lamar Jackson from running wild all over Tennessee.

Thankfully, all my worries have been put to rest because, as he has done with Anthony Joshua, the Toronto Maple Leafs, the Alabama Crimson Tide, and numerous others, Drake just went and dropped his infamous curse on Jackson and the Ravens.

For you see, on Tuesday, Drake posted a photo wishing Lamar Jackson a happy birthday with some article of clothing bearing the word “Truss” on it.

“Truss” is like the Ravens slogan this year. I have no idea what it means.

The Ravens are something like 9-point favorites going into Saturday’s game, but that line is about to shift because I am betting the goddamn house on Tennessee now.

And I am far from the only one following that line of thinking. Many Ravens fans are very, very upset.

https://twitter.com/jetpack/status/1214581018528636929 https://twitter.com/jetpack/status/1214592608674037760 https://twitter.com/jetpack/status/1214631152708919296 https://twitter.com/jetpack/status/1214597602232037377 https://twitter.com/jetpack/status/1214584449830133761

But didn’t the Drake curse get broken when the Toronto Raptors won the NBA title?

Oh, right.

Everything I own on the Titans this weekend.