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Of all the NFL games that you’ve ever seen, Thursday night’s game between the Colts and Broncos is sure one of them.
The Broncos currently lead the Colts 9-6 late in the third quarter. Neither team has found the endzone. Matt Ryan has thrown two interceptions, and Broncos’ kicker Brandon McManus had a chip-shot field goal blocked.
Amazon began its Thursday Night Football run with a fantastic Week 2 game between the Chiefs and the Chargers. Since then, we saw a horrific game between the Steelers and Browns, a terrifying injury to Miami Dolphins QB Tua Tagovailoa, and now an absolute clunker between Indy and Denver.
Fans have given up hope of actually watching a good game. But they’re not giving up hope of a watchable product. Here are all the suggestions fans have made to Amazon going forward:
Pay Lamar Jackson a ton of money to be a “pinch player” every Thursday.
Amazon should just sign Lamar Jackson for 500 million dollars guaranteed and he can enter games like this and just do cool stuff for a while for whichever team needs him. Like a recurring TNF character when he's needed. Solves everyone's problems.
— Kevin Clark (@bykevinclark) October 7, 2022
Play a rousing game of “name some guys.”
Amazon should really just have an alternate feed for the second half that's just two people sitting in a studio naming old NFL players
— Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell) October 7, 2022
Ask for a refund!
Amazon should ask for a refund.
— Zac Jackson (@AkronJackson) October 7, 2022
Change its programming.
Amazon should put something more entertaining on like the Yule-log or paid programming
— Matt Verderame (@MattVerderame) October 7, 2022
Nonstop crowd shots!
Instead of showing the broncos offense… amazon should just show the crowds reactions to the broncos offense. That's 🍿 worthy.
— Mike RipDey (@ripdey505) October 7, 2022
Turn on hit Amazon series “The Boys.”
Amazon should just turn on The Boys for everyone.
— Taylor Uda (@UdaBuddha) October 7, 2022
Hit up NFL Films and see if they could possibly just show a replay.
Amazon should have replayed Seattle vs Detroit over this
— ParsnGars (@GarsParsn) October 7, 2022
Launch the new Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power episode early!
Amazon should just put The Rings Of Power finale episodes up 90 minutes early as a reward for watching this game.
— Marv (@willmueller85) October 7, 2022
Get in on the international warfare business.
https://twitter.com/DDtch33/status/1578209426321743872?s=20&t=TUL6qE0gA3gN_0CSzf637w
How about bringing back those Aaron Judge home run cut-ins?
Amazon should just cut the broadcast with some old clips of Judge's ABs will be more entertaining than this punt fest.
— William Carrero (@Kimina_kimi_ta) October 7, 2022
Literally anything would be better than what fans have been subjected to on Thursday night.