
Thursday Night Football
Last night, on national television with America watching, a star was born.
During Thursday Night Football’s Jags/Titans game, the cameras panned to a giant beefcake of a man who identifies himself as Flint Minshew, the father of America’s sweetheart and electric Jaguars quarterback, Gardner Minshew.
https://twitter.com/TheFakeESPN/status/1174845375934369792?s=20
Flint is a general contractor from Mississippi, but you might recognize him as the guy who is perpetually naked in the locker room of your local Planet Fitness. Flint looks like the dad who willingly let his son’s friends thumb through his extensive collection of Playboy magazines, which he insists he subscribes to for the articles, that are bookended by two coffee mugs shaped like giant tits that was given to him by his father who gave gag gifts so he didn’t have to learn any of his sons’ interests.
But, that’s just my take. The internet had theirs, and they are very compelling.
Who wins an arm wrestling match between Bryce Harper's dad and Gardner Minshew's dad? pic.twitter.com/XwoqNR5sr5
— Joe Polito (@JoePo89) September 20, 2019
Gardner Minshew's family has strong Eastbound & Down energy
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) September 20, 2019
https://twitter.com/TotalProSports/status/1174867423578787842?s=20
https://twitter.com/SexyTroopLover/status/1174848860998590464?s=20
Gardner Minshew’s dad looks like the counselor from Heavyweights if he got in shape pic.twitter.com/YeH2bimecM
— Nick Lombardi (@NF_Lombardi) September 20, 2019
PUT GARDNER MINSHEW’S DAD ON THE SIDELINE AND GIVE HIM A HEADSET AND A TIN OF COPENHAGEN. #Jaguars pic.twitter.com/4D5k8wHBXE
— Pat Leonard (@PLeonardNYDN) September 20, 2019
Gardner Minshew’s dad looks like Tom DeLonge in the early stages of transforming into the Hulk. pic.twitter.com/vagQCKFAwz
— Collin Jones 🌹 (@CollinJones) September 20, 2019
Gardner Minshew’s dad is Doug Pederson if he had an LA Fitness membership https://t.co/BgjCDnunSY
— Joe Pop (@JoePops_) September 20, 2019
Gardner Minshew's dad is Frank Calliendo as Jon Gruden#TNF #NFL pic.twitter.com/EcD5OjOwJt
— RG 📷 (@RyanGreeneDNVR) September 20, 2019
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I’d suck off gardner Minshew 2’s dad just to taste the perfect recipe pic.twitter.com/rT5IcNSlGt
— Butterscotch Stallion (@hanzhummer) September 20, 2019
Ok, that’s enough internet for the day.