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Popular tennis star Genie Bouchard, unlike all the idiots not taking things seriously these days in America, has found herself sitting around, looking for something to do while in self-quarantine.
So on Wednesday, Bouchard took to Twitter to express how much she wished she had a boyfriend to help her pass the time while on lockdown.
not complaining, but i feel like quarantine would be a lot more fun with a boyfriend
— Genie Bouchard (@geniebouchard) March 18, 2020
Yes, this was most certainly bait to see what kind of response she would get. There’s no way, with her past that she was not aware of exactly what she was doing.
That being said, Bouchard did go out on more than one date with some rando who made a Super Bowl bet with her. Heck, that story is even reportedly being made into a movie.
And as we’ve already seen this week, with basketball players Shareef O’Neal and Tyler Herro, now apparently is a really good time to shoot your shot.
Oh sure, we know that men more famous than we are have tried and failed with Bouchard (as far as we know), but what else have we got going on? Even if Genie shoots every guy who responded down, maybe her twin sister will be interested. One can dream, right?
Let’s see what kind of game the folks have been spitting in an effort to reach Bouchard…
The replies to this are almost certainly a shit show.
— Mike Veenie (@fnveenie) March 18, 2020
Oh ye of little faith.
I’ve been told the internet is a great place for an adventure like that to start. pic.twitter.com/z6ZKc9XnGa
— Conor Daly (@ConorDaly22) March 18, 2020
— big D (@donthoodwinkme) March 18, 2020
— Pat Borders' Chew (@PatBordersChew) March 18, 2020
— jamesito♠️ (@jamesaguilarjr) March 18, 2020
Ayo for real pic.twitter.com/RtQEjbOKCV
— Toby🌹 (@Toby_G15) March 18, 2020
— ∞ (@TheFalseNein) March 19, 2020
Not bragging but I have 12 toilet rolls in my bathroom.
— Lee (@lennyhem_) March 18, 2020
I think he wins.