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- On the eve of the March Madness, a viral Twitter thread images what all of the NCAA Tournament coaches would do for work if they weren’t coaching
- These characterizations are made entirely based on how the coach looks and it’s led to some funny responses
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On the even of March Madness, a Twitter thread has gone viral for imagining what NCAA Tournament coaches do for work based on what they look like. We obviously know what they all do for work as they’re coaching in the tourney.
This is entirely made up. It’s a joke. Don’t take it too seriously or overthink it.
All of these tweets come from the @PregameEmpire account. There are 64 of them and that’s wayyyyyy too many tweets to include here so I’m pulling just a few of them so you get the gist. If you want to read through the entire thread, you can click through on any of the tweets below and visit Twitter to see all of the tweets.
What Popular NCAA Tournament Coaches Look Like They Do For Work
What NCAA Tournament coaches look like they ACTUALLY do for a living
Thread:
— Pregame Empire (@PregameEmpire) March 15, 2022
Mark Few (Gonzaga): Religious studies professor pic.twitter.com/kYdEpKaz4A
— Pregame Empire (@PregameEmpire) March 15, 2022
Eric Musselman (Arkansas): local golf instructor pic.twitter.com/wdB2v0wIt6
— Pregame Empire (@PregameEmpire) March 15, 2022
They didn’t have to do Tom Izzo like this but it works perfectly
Tom Izzo (Michigan State): funeral home director pic.twitter.com/kwLap7i77H
— Pregame Empire (@PregameEmpire) March 15, 2022
Nate Oats (Alabama): youth pastor pic.twitter.com/Uk10cSGSIw
— Pregame Empire (@PregameEmpire) March 15, 2022
Dan Hurley (UConn): accountant pic.twitter.com/PbYLh3Z3pS
— Pregame Empire (@PregameEmpire) March 15, 2022
Chris Jans (New Mexico State): middle school principal pic.twitter.com/Js0fSN4gWD
— Pregame Empire (@PregameEmpire) March 15, 2022
Mike Brey (Notre Dame): loan shark pic.twitter.com/xc7tRaN1JJ
— Pregame Empire (@PregameEmpire) March 15, 2022
How are we doing so far? Getting the gist? Having fun with this? Thoughts? Musings?…
It’s the hair. The same applies to former UNC coach Roy Williams.
Bob McKillop (Davidson): United States Senator pic.twitter.com/0MtN1IKkJr
— Pregame Empire (@PregameEmpire) March 15, 2022
Mike Krzyzewski (Duke): hospital director pic.twitter.com/sMcb0Hs8HO
— Pregame Empire (@PregameEmpire) March 15, 2022
His infectious smile definitely signals ‘motivational speaker’, I can see it.
Hubert Davis (North Carolina): motivational speaker pic.twitter.com/4MwtyMZIr3
— Pregame Empire (@PregameEmpire) March 15, 2022
This one feels like it’s because Shaka Smart looks vaguely like FS1’s Nick Wright. Other than that, I don’t see it.
Shaka Smart (Marquette): sports debate talk show host pic.twitter.com/G0Ninu5ZCx
— Pregame Empire (@PregameEmpire) March 15, 2022
Jeff Linder (Wyoming): owns a bug exterminator company pic.twitter.com/FbDhyTRN6T
— Pregame Empire (@PregameEmpire) March 15, 2022
He practically looks like he’s wearing wings on his lapel. This might be the best one of them all.
John Groce (Akron): commercial pilot pic.twitter.com/nj8t2pOut4
— Pregame Empire (@PregameEmpire) March 15, 2022
Chris Beard looks like 95% of my neighbors in Florida.
Chris Beard (Texas): owns a gun range pic.twitter.com/fmgnnMRXzq
— Pregame Empire (@PregameEmpire) March 15, 2022
Not only is he a Hardee’s owner it’s also the first thing he’ll tell you in conversation.
Matt Painter (Purdue): Hardee’s franchise owner pic.twitter.com/mW7eq2fQ7P
— Pregame Empire (@PregameEmpire) March 15, 2022
As I said above, there are tweets for all of the NCAA Tournament coaches. If you want to see the rest or I didn’t include your coach, just click through on any of those tweets and scroll through the thread.