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You know how one of John Cena’s catchphrases for years in the WWE has been, “You can’t see me,” right? Now, thanks to Cena’s new goatee, the internet wishes that saying was actually true.
I think I now understand why he and Nikki Bella broke up. He told her he was going to grow this beard and she decided she didn’t want to be associated with him looking like this…
When your barber can’t see you pic.twitter.com/FWGDvojDkR
— DR (@wwememe) May 12, 2018
That…is not a good beard.
The goatee could be for a movie role (at least, dear God we hope it is), as he is supposed to be starring in The Janson Directive produced by none other than The Rock at some point in the near future. If not, then, I have no idea. Maybe he’s creating a new persona to crank out another stellar rap album?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vujjl9pvGo
Needless to say, after being completely clean-shaven for the past 16 years that we’ve know him, the internet is very shook by John Cena’s horrible new beard.
John Cena with a goatee is freaking me the fuck out pic.twitter.com/TbmY2KDJlF
— LPS (@LiamM8_) May 12, 2018
https://twitter.com/thetylerbunn/status/995344180430954496
John Cena has a goatee and I’m so uncomfortable with it
— Stu (@Stuxwarren) May 12, 2018
https://twitter.com/QnuicyJones/status/995179682281730048
https://twitter.com/Ankaman616/status/996026468433059841
Why does John Cena look like Sizemore from #Westworld? https://t.co/YAbO1s57XL
— Alex Mullane (@Mullane45) May 14, 2018
I couldn’t sleep last night because I couldn’t stop thinking about John Cena’s goatee pic.twitter.com/hwDKkc7cEt
— Gabe from The Office (@gabecarpe) May 12, 2018
In 11 years of watching @WWE as a kid I've never seen the champ @JohnCena wid beard 😲😲…. so here's my childhood officially ended😯 but any how I want to see Cena's 17th tile run pic.twitter.com/exCNVDaOxT
— Adarsh Pandey (@adarshwho) May 14, 2018
The John Cena goatee is the Eminem beard of wrestling facial hair.
— Adam Suzan Sloppy Double Dare (@adamsuzan) May 13, 2018
John Cena's evil twin "Ron".
(I can already see the endless "Why is there a photo of a goatee & nothing else?" Tweets in my mind)pic.twitter.com/LECK04YjGX
— 💥💥Mugsy Catizone💥💥 (@Mugsysam) May 12, 2018
https://twitter.com/ManInBlack815/status/995605046577520640
I have a better beard than John Cena
— Mike (@MikeKilby) May 12, 2018
https://twitter.com/chaffro_/status/993369905167785984
John Cena: *hands on sink. Head raises up to look in the mirror* I don't know where my beard begins and my heel turn ends now. WHO AM I?!
— Ghost in the HTML (@OmarHolmon) May 12, 2018
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We wish, John, oh how we wish.