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Earlier tonight, it was revealed that Jon Jones had received a notification from USADA that he had tested positive for steroids. After the news broke, people started berating the @jonjones, which belongs to a random dude named Jon Jones and not the UFC superstar.
Tonight was special because an actual active NFL player that follows me DMed me to warn me about the incoming insanity. Life is weird.
— Jon Jones (@jonjones) August 23, 2017
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK https://t.co/wZnNqO1NRp
— Jon Jones (@jonjones) August 23, 2017
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Thankfully the other Jon Jones thought it was the perfect time to troll all the UFC fans who confused him with the disgraced UFC star.
welp, either my tweet about cats barfing on my bare feet went super viral, or @Jonnybones done fucked his life up again. pic.twitter.com/cED8gKX8ot
— Jon Jones (@jonjones) August 23, 2017
I've gotten over 1000 notifications in the last five minutes and I can see my phone's battery draining. I'll be back shortly to reply to all
— Jon Jones (@jonjones) August 23, 2017
I dunno bruh, I was just ordering from my favorite juice place and everyone's calling me a juicehead and a junkie and I'm all self conscious https://t.co/HtaizGznQd
— Jon Jones (@jonjones) August 23, 2017
I mean.. shit, like, sure, I don't have a lot of dignity, but why you gotta bust my balls over cheating in single-player games? DOOM IS HARD https://t.co/GB7glYqD1g
— Jon Jones (@jonjones) August 23, 2017
https://twitter.com/jonjones/status/900178289087664128
No way. Why should I give up my name? HE'S the one who sucks. https://t.co/HGNmpB94Rn
— Jon Jones (@jonjones) August 23, 2017
Damn right. Orange juice for life. #sunnyd #almostthesame #astronautsdrinkit #probably https://t.co/Y8gf1qhvaj
— Jon Jones (@jonjones) August 23, 2017
I'm sick of all these people criticizing my juice-only diet! Can't a man enjoy his beet juice and get scared to death on the toilet later? https://t.co/GMPtaxcsjc
— Jon Jones (@jonjones) August 23, 2017
I'm still not entirely sure what's going on. People are calling me a junkie disappointment and asking if I "pee hot." Is that a sex thing? https://t.co/H5ZvDuXJAY
— Jon Jones (@jonjones) August 23, 2017