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In case you missed it, and damn you if you did, Instagram models Julia Rose and Lauren Summer chose the bottom of the 7th inning of Game 5 of this year’s World Series tilt between the Astros and the Nationals to lift their shirts, revealing to an international audience the fact they neither of them was wearing a bra Sunday night.
For some reason, Rose, Summer, and another model, Kayla Lauren, were asked to leave Nationals Park following this revelation and the next day were “banned indefinitely” from all future Major League Baseball games. This, while totally expected, did not go over well with the ladies.
To clarify, yes we knew we would get banned, yes the letters are real, and yes I would do it again lol. More importantly, subscribe to @SHAGMAG_ because the proceeds go directly to women with breast cancer to pay for their medical bills. 🤘🏻❤️
— Lauren Summer (@HeyLaurenSummer) October 28, 2019
Exactly. https://t.co/cr2otsbm85
— Julia Rose (@JuliaRose_33) October 28, 2019
Mets pitcher Noah Syndergaard gets it.
Not all hero’s wear shirts https://t.co/N91Kf7z4GA
— Noah Syndergaard (@Noahsyndergaard) October 29, 2019
They even chronicled the whole affair in a new YouTube video.
Naturally, a man with some serious World Series cred, Lenny Dykstra, was one of the multitudes who was tuned in and took notice of the models’ breast awareness, I mean breast cancer awareness stunt, and decided that he would be willing to offer the ladies his “insight.”
Does @SHAGMAG_ need any insights from the individual who just so happens to have the highest postseason OPS of anyone still living (minimum 200 plate appearances)?
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) October 29, 2019
Isn’t that nice of him?
PS Julia, are yours the beautiful boobs on the left of the screen (went first) or the beautiful boobs on the right of the screen (a bit late to the party but nevertheless appreciated)? PS Just as lovely everywhere else? @NYorNothing, u impressed by the performance? @alliesinger
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) October 28, 2019
So complimentary. Such a charmer that Nails.
You’re too kind. Really just a matter of Nails having a soft spot in the heart for a sweet young lady unfortunately being victimized by people drunk with power.
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) October 28, 2019
Not banned from Chez Nails.
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) October 29, 2019
I’ll sign something for him if it will help this important cause.
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) October 29, 2019
Or perhaps I’ll be willing to come over to wherever you need me to be and sign “the girls” if that will help melt his cold heart.
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) October 29, 2019
Nails was also very sad that the models got banned.
That’s OK. Here’s something instead that will cheer you up: you can get a VIP pass to the next Nails signing. PS I’ll sign whatever you want me to ; ) #WorldSeriesBoobs
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) October 28, 2019
Ladies and gentlemen, your next New York Mets manager!
Could happen if the @PriceIsRight !
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) October 29, 2019