Little Kid Ends Wrestling Match Against Twin Brother With A Devastating Cheap Shot To The Nads

What possible excuse do you have for losing a match to an identical twin? You are literally equipped with the exact same physical tools. It’s gotta be a massive hit to the ego when you can’t make excuses for yourself. So what do you do? You project the blame on your other self. A shot to the nutsack between strangers is the work of a true scumbag. But rules of society don’t apply to flesh and blood and a nut tap is an endearing act of brotherly love. Plus, the stomach-churning pain that comes with a sack tap is a piece of cake compared to the subtle, everlasting pain of losing to your clone. That shit can follow you into adulthood.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.