Checking In With The Juice: OJ’s Thoughts On The Patriots, Zeke, And Nazis Are Poorly Received

I wish I lived in the world O.J. Simpson lives in right now. A world where I could be completely oblivious to the people and the world around me.

It’s the kind of world where O.J. Simpson can carry on as if he didn’t murder his wife and her friend. Also on that world, O.J. truly believes that there are people out there desperate for his occasional opinions on topics of the day – weighing in on things like Melvin Gordon and Ezekiel Elliott’s holdouts, Colin Kaepernick and the flag controversy, and how modern day America is turning into post-World War I Nazi Germany. Wait, what?

Now hold on there. As The Juice puts in the caption to one of his recent Twitter videos, “Not a comparison! Just an observation!”

In his comparison, Simpson points out that, like post=WWI Germany, America’s economy is booming. “Thank God, love it,” says OJ. “But what else is booming? Hatred.”

Understandable how The Juice might feel that way. Especially if he actually reads his Twitter comments.

https://twitter.com/jetpack/status/1158083790893285377 https://twitter.com/jetpack/status/1158189740283183104

Simpson also shared his thoughts, once again, on Ezekiel Elliott, saying he feels bad for him.

I’d tell you exactly what he said, but it really doesn’t matter.

https://twitter.com/jetpack/status/1161310602171768832

And finally, OJ has a NFL prediction for us. He says Josh Gordon getting reinstated makes the Patriots the favorites again. (Actually, Gordon still hasn’t passed a physical, can’t practice yet, and is on the Pats’ non-football injury list, but whatever, it’s O.J.)

https://twitter.com/jetpack/status/1162565688612933632

He’s working on it, people! Give him time!