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One of the great things about social media is that it gives everyday people an opportunity to interact with the stars. One of the worst things about social media is that it gives everyday people an opportunity to interact with the stars.
I honestly don’t know how famous people can function without a burner account. Christina Hendrickson said I looked “slow” in eighth grade and I still fantasize about revenge 15 years later.
Imagine a famous you publicly congratulating a co-worker for a momentous achievement, like Mets’ Pete Alonso gave props to teammate Jacob deGrom for securing the NL Cy Young award.
https://twitter.com/Pete_Alonso20/status/1194759546603999233?s=20
Now, out of the blue, a fuckface fuck drops this on your plate.
lose weight fatass
— Jim Bean (@JackDaniel342d) November 13, 2019
“Lose weight fatass” to a guy who was crowned NL Rookie of the Year on Monday and holds the record for most home-runs as a rookie. Bold.
Alonso made sure to put the troll back on the shelf.
https://twitter.com/Pete_Alonso20/status/1194768932600786944?s=20
Troll doubles down!
as good as it felt watching u play in october
— Jim Bean (@JackDaniel342d) November 14, 2019
I have been spending way too much time on the trolls replies to people telling him to launch himself into a buzzsaw for his comment about Alonso’s weight.
Gotta be honest, it’s more entertaining than I expected.
— Jim Bean (@JackDaniel342d) November 14, 2019
ur french bulldog looks like it just came out of my ass and is in the toilet bowl floating around begging for air
— Jim Bean (@JackDaniel342d) November 14, 2019
you collect mario cart cards. maybe u should be the one quitting…
— Jim Bean (@JackDaniel342d) November 14, 2019
Someone either give this kid a microphone, a hug, or a straight jacket. Can’t decide which one would be most beneficial for society.