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The PGA Tour approved a change in their Player Appearance guidelines that allowed for players to wear golf shorts during practice and pro-am rounds in Naucalpan and Puerto Rico on Monday. The tour required shorts to be knee length, tailored, and neat in appearance.
The amendment allowed for the two Christmas hams inserted into Phil Mickelson’s lower legs to get some fresh air.
I had no idea what toxic masculinity was until I saw Phil in shorts.
The @PGATOUR just announced that shorts are allowed for pro-am and practice rounds. Word is they saw my Insta-structionals in shorts and felt this move needed to happen. Well played, Sir. Well played!😎 pic.twitter.com/vGCM36EoEF
— Phil Mickelson (@PhilMickelson) February 18, 2019
My girlfriend just broke up with me so she could date this photo. She’s taking all my sweatshirts too.
Somewhere in Hollywood, Johnny Drama is desperately trying to get a hold of Phil Mickelson so he can find out the identity of the miracle worker who turned Phil’s calves into chiseled boulders.
I mean shit Phil’s calves are thicker than John Daly’s midsection.
The internet was equally as aroused as I was. Did I say aroused? That’s not what I meant.
Phil, they’re gorgeous calves.
— Eddie Pepperell (@PepperellEddie) February 18, 2019
Phil’s calves during tournament play pic.twitter.com/ZBp8PNl5bH
— David Ruff (@dcarterruff) February 18, 2019
Decent calf game there 👍🏻
— Lee Westwood (@WestwoodLee) February 18, 2019
Turns out Phil Mickelson is actually that custom-calves guy from the Liberty Mutual commercial pic.twitter.com/j3ew7lc8Di
— Cameron DaSilva (@camdasilva) February 18, 2019
Kinda funny how Phil Mickelson's calves are JACKED, yet he can't jump 3 inches above the ground. pic.twitter.com/fgaQNYJwBT
— Peep (@PeepsBurgh) August 10, 2017
Cover your eyes, Johnny Drama. 🤭 pic.twitter.com/Jh5HksfEDk
— GOLF.com (@GOLF_com) February 18, 2019
https://twitter.com/GabrielDJohnson/status/1097598534608736257
Jesus Phil, leg day much?