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Buffalo is a lawless land. I guess that’s the mentality birthed by having the longest active playoff drought in any major professional sport and living in Buffalo. If the Bills aren’t going to win on the field, they sure as fuck are going to take the cake in the parking lot by making winning plays such as body slamming each other into tables, butt-chugging, lighting themselves on fire, and of course, giving uninspired hand jobs inside New Era Field.
Well, Bills Mafia has had about 8 months to recharge and it looks like they’ve come out the gates in mid-season form. En route to a 21-12 victory over the lowly Jets, Buffalo proved once again that there ain’t no party like a Bills Mafia party.
I just saw a live blowjob people. A LIVE ONE. #BillsMafia
— Ashleigh Carter (@AshweeCarter) September 10, 2017
Deadspin obtained a photo from a Bills fan accompanied with the caption: “spotted by my wife in the women’s room.”

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Blowjobs were apparently falling from the sky in Buffalo.
My BJ sighting took place between 2 cars in the grass lot. They didn't even stop upon noticing us. Guy even gave us a thumbs up #GoBills https://t.co/KKD3Mx39CH
— Ashleigh Carter (@AshweeCarter) September 11, 2017
I need to get to a Buffalo tailgate this year to forget my problems. And possibly get a blowie.
[h/t Deadspin]