Players React To Steelers Fans Cucking The Cardinals By Taking Over Their Stadium

Every afternoon when I wake up, right before I pee sitting down, I kneel by my bedside and say a prayer for the players of the Los Angeles Chargers. I’ve never even contemplated being a fan of a Los Angeles team, never even been there, but the mere fact that Philip Rivers has more children than the team does fans elicits my morbid pity.

Imagine being Mike Williams and playing in front of 82,000 per-horny Clemson sorority girls, then get promoted to the league where you’re forced to perform for 48 L.A. dudes who just needed an excuse to escape their wives and 15,000 fans of an opposing city wishing your unceremonious demise. That’s like your enemy showing up to your keg party and making you pump the keg. What that must do to a man’s ego isn’t reflected in the sabermetrics.

The Steelers have been lucky. Their fans drag those fluorescent semen rags all over this great country because they’d do anything to get out of Pennsylvania for a weekend. Wouldn’t you?

Sunday was no different at Arizona’s State Farm Stadium. Steelers fans traveled in droves into the league’s third-smallest stadium to watch their team pull off a 23-17 win over the very bad Cardinals.

Must’ve sucked to be Kyler Murray running out of the tunnel only to realize his entire stadium had been cucked by Steelers fans.

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After the win, Steelers players twisted the knife by reminding the Cardinals that nobody loves them.

Linebacker Vince Williams:

Cornerback Steve Nelson:

No Cardinals fans could be reached in this making of this article. Does anyone know one? DM me.

[H/T FOR THE WIN]