Over the past several months, RGIII and his girlfriend Grete Sadeiko have let everyone with a social media account know that they are very much in love. I’ve made the mistake of reporting on their love in a very derogatory, incendiary way, as if Robert is only allowed to love if he produces 2012 numbers on the field. A tough ask for someone with two paper mache knees. Here is a screenshot of an example of my regrettable content.
So what if RGIII wants to take the $100 million he earned before he was 26 to fund his loving relationship, Matt, you fucking dick? Isn’t young, rich and in love a good deal for anyone? Maybe some people don’t want to be so concussed before their 30th birthday that they’re eating through a tube or blowing up in a fit of rage on a Starbucks barista. And for what? A few more years to go winless with the Cleveland Browns? In the city of Cleveland! So I’d like to take this opportunity to personally apologize to Robert and his *schnookems* Grete. With that said, let’s all enjoy the i
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPO57HdFfN6/?taken-by=rgiii
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPYTelcl1ot/?taken-by=rgiii
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPT6Z5EltDx/?taken-by=rgiii
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPOU-QJlAHH/?taken-by=rgiii
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPO4hvFAd_d/?taken-by=gretesadeiko&hl=en
See, that wasn’t so bad. Oh just one more…
Ok.
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