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Rarely do I laugh out loud at something I see on the internet. Maybe I’ll crack a smile or push some extra air out my nostrils and move on. Today has been a gift and I have no one to thank but Robert Griffin III’s barber, who may or may not be his new wife, Grete Sadeiko. Or Stevie Wonder.
Over a year ago, Griffin chopped off his signature dreads and is evidently looking to settle on a style for his stint with the Baltimore Ravens. In the words of the great Deion Sanders: “If you look good, you feel good. If you feel good, you play good. If you play good, they pay good.”
If RGIII’s Christmas card is any indication, he is still stuck on step 1.
Take a look at this haircut–his hairline looks like O.J. Simpson’s polygraph test.
Got RG3's Christmas card in the mail pic.twitter.com/VDvQ9HGx7Y
— Busted Coverage (@bustedcoverage) December 6, 2018
I legitimately laughed out loud at some of these reactions. The internet remains undefeated.
— KCKarlM alone (@callmemrfresh1) December 6, 2018
This is the first time in my life I've ever seen a black man with a racist haircut. https://t.co/5Tm2oJNFdu
— 🐧✨America Is Musty✨🐧 (@DragonflyJonez) December 6, 2018
Looking at the cut like pic.twitter.com/3ToT9GoQ6Q
— Chris.P (@9_mmboy) December 6, 2018
Barber: What we doing today?
RGIII: Gimme the "Hold up, Kanye's making some good points."
— NFL ALL CAP ON KAP (@TwoMiddlesUp) December 6, 2018
If RG3 was with a sista, she would've NEVER let him take a photo with his head looking like hamburger helper pic.twitter.com/wvqea1DH83
— BLACK ADAM SCHEFTER (@B1ackSchefter) December 6, 2018
RGIII’s hairline looks like his leg in that playoff game pic.twitter.com/TQReJTv5oh
— Charles J. Moore (@charles270) December 6, 2018
This the “I don’t date black women because they have too much attitude” shape up pic.twitter.com/pmkHbfVihE
— Jazz Drill Music. 🇩🇲 (@JLaCocaina) December 6, 2018
Durant Burner: Can’t nobody talk about KD anymore. Someone give RG3 a brush. pic.twitter.com/nyFkbVZVQ4
— 🙏🏽 (@CoreyTanner) December 6, 2018
RG3 looking like cable Russell Wilson. https://t.co/OhZD248uSI
— The Real JF (@TheRealFuggs) December 6, 2018
RG3 definitely be letting his wife call him “colored”
— T. (@TheyKnowTG) December 6, 2018
RGIII look like he cut his hair with his shirt collar🤦🏿♂️ pic.twitter.com/QU6z6ioztP
— Lance woods (@SirLanceWoods) December 6, 2018
Real talk, very glad RGIII and Grete are still smitten. For someone whose promising career was derailed by injuries, he looks happy AF in his personal life.