
There are two types of people in this world: (1. People who hate fun and see the glass half-empty, bitchin’ how much they hate NASCAR without ever going to a track or (2. People who like to have a damn good time and embrace what NASCAR is all about – infield party and all.
A couple months ago, I told you about how NASCAR makes for a perfect bachelor or bachelorette party experience.
When it comes to poundin’ beers and general shenanigans, there’s no track in the world better than Talladega Superspeedway, where Chase Elliot just won in spectacular fashion.
The weekend-long party is one of the rowdiest in the Southeast, especially for the annual spring race. This morning, with the campgrounds closed, the race tweeted out the trash left behind from four days of partyin’ on the infield, including underwear, TVs, and recliners.
⚡️ “Left Behind: Talladega | Spring 2019”https://t.co/sTOB5SU0Eb
— Talladega Superspeedway (@TALLADEGA) April 29, 2019
Brace yourselves. pic.twitter.com/fXBTx89Qq1
— Talladega Superspeedway (@TALLADEGA) April 29, 2019
When you’re at ‘Dega but you can’t miss the latest episode of Seinfeld pic.twitter.com/K7lVfbPpgv
— Talladega Superspeedway (@TALLADEGA) April 29, 2019
wtf happened here pic.twitter.com/WCfPhOQp1I
— Talladega Superspeedway (@TALLADEGA) April 29, 2019
Don’t forget to bring a pic.twitter.com/HYhACTOxmx
— Talladega Superspeedway (@TALLADEGA) April 29, 2019
Meat’s still smokin’ on the fire if anyone wants to come chill pic.twitter.com/SgsC0Lpa7w
— Talladega Superspeedway (@TALLADEGA) April 29, 2019
lean back
(bonus points for the @Golden_Flake Sweet Heat BBQ flavor) pic.twitter.com/JmnrANFpXN
— Talladega Superspeedway (@TALLADEGA) April 29, 2019
Saw some bread nearby.
Time for Operation: Find Bananas 🍌 pic.twitter.com/bqD1O8r2mn
— Talladega Superspeedway (@TALLADEGA) April 29, 2019
art
and an electric razor ❓ pic.twitter.com/hy75RV2RWr
— Talladega Superspeedway (@TALLADEGA) April 29, 2019
oh hey guys pic.twitter.com/Ft4yDMoBwx
— Talladega Superspeedway (@TALLADEGA) April 29, 2019
Use your imagination pic.twitter.com/LFr3xzAsxp
— Talladega Superspeedway (@TALLADEGA) April 29, 2019
Pausing here to say congratulations again to @chaseelliott! 🏁
Stay tuned for the finale… pic.twitter.com/4PIPQ6FrNA
— Talladega Superspeedway (@TALLADEGA) April 29, 2019
And finally…….
AMBER ⁉️ pic.twitter.com/srv9JjADbF
— Talladega Superspeedway (@TALLADEGA) April 29, 2019