Tom Brady Is Spending His Suspension Sunbathing Nude In Italy With Gisele Because Of Course He Is

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So… apparently Tom Brady is in Italy this week with his supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen doing a little nude sunbathing because what the hell else would be doing? Preparing for his return to the Patriots in a week or so? Pffft… They’re 3-0 already after using up every single quarterback on their roster.

A vacation in coastal Positano is literally something only a quarterback like Brady could get away with while being suspended and not get destroyed by the media.

I’d give anything to have been a fly on the wall when Gronk and/or Edelman got a load of these pics.

WARNING: BRADY BUTT BELOW.

Then again, if Tom Brady can recover from this…

…there really isn’t anything he can’t overcome.

And here I thought that freaky Tom Brady mask would be the scariest Tom Brady-related thing I would see this NFL season.