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Let me preface this by begging you to refrain from killing the messenger. I know that UCF probably isn’t the best team in college football. But some Redditor took time out of their life to figure this out so the least you can do is be amused by it. Or, at the very least, direct your rage towards him. Not me.
Here is the break down of how UCF is the best FBS team. Enjoy!
UCF > Navy > Air Force
UCF > Cincinnati > Miami (OH) > Akron
UCF > Auburn > Alabama
UCF > FIU > Charlotte > UAB
UCF > FIU > Massachusetts > Appalachian St.
UCF > Memphis > Houston > Arizona
UCF > Memphis > UCLA > Arizona St.
UCF > Auburn > Arkansas
UCF > SMU > Arkansas St.
UCF > FIU > Tulane > Army
UCF > Auburn
UCF > FIU > Western Kentucky > Ball St.
UCF > FIU > UT San Antonio > Baylor
UCF > Navy > Virginia > Boise St.
UCF > Auburn > Georgia > Notre Dame > Boston College
UCF > FIU > Marshall > Middle Tennessee > Bowling Green
UCF > Maryland > Minnesota > Buffalo
UCF > East Carolina > BYU
UCF > Memphis > UCLA > California
UCF > Cincinnati > Miami (OH) > Central Michigan
UCF > FIU > Charlotte
UCF > Cincinnati
UCF > Auburn > Alabama > Clemson
UCF > Memphis > ULM > Coastal Carolina
UCF > Memphis > UCLA > Colorado
UCF > FIU > Marshall > Colorado St.
UCF > Navy > Virginia > Duke
UCF > FIU > Tulane > Army > Eastern Michigan
UCF > East Carolina
UCF > Navy > FAU
UCF > FIU
UCF > Auburn > Missouri > Florida
UCF > Auburn > Alabama > Florida St.
UCF > Auburn > Alabama > Fresno St.
UCF > Auburn > Georgia
UCF > Auburn > Georgia Southern
UCF > Austin Peay > Tennessee St. > Georgia St.
UCF > Navy > Virginia > Georgia Tech
UCF > Memphis > UCLA > Hawaii
UCF > Memphis > Houston
UCF > Auburn > Missouri > Idaho
UCF > South Florida > Illinois
UCF > Maryland > Indiana
UCF > Maryland > Minnesota > Nebraska > Purdue > Iowa
UCF > Maryland > Texas > Iowa St.
UCF > Maryland > Texas > Kansas
UCF > Maryland > Texas > Kansas St.
UCF > FIU > Marshall > Kent St.
UCF > Auburn > Mississippi St. > Kentucky
UCF > Navy > FAU > Louisiana Tech
UCF > Memphis > Louisiana-Monroe > Louisiana-Lafayette
UCF > Memphis > Louisiana-Monroe
UCF > Auburn > Mississippi St. > Louisville
UCF > Auburn > Mississippi St. > LSU
UCF > FIU > Marshall
UCF > Maryland
UCF > FIU > Massachusetts
UCF > Memphis
UCF > Auburn > Alabama > Clemson > Miami (FL)
UCF > Cincinnati > Miami (OH)
UCF > Auburn > Texas A&M > South Carolina > Michigan
UCF > Auburn > Georgia > Notre Dame > Michigan St.
UCF > FIU > Marshall > Middle Tennessee
UCF > Maryland > Minnesota
UCF > Auburn > Mississippi St.
UCF > Auburn > Missouri
UCF > Navy
UCF > Auburn > Texas A&M > South Carolina > NC State
UCF > Maryland > Minnesota > Nebraska
UCF > Navy > Air Force > Nevada
UCF > Auburn > Texas A&M > New Mexico
UCF > SMU > Arkansas St. > New Mexico St.
UCF > Cincinnati > Miami (OH) > Central Michigan > NIU
UCF > SMU > North Texas
UCF > Navy > Virginia > Duke > Northwestern
UCF > Auburn > Georgia > Notre Dame
UCF > Maryland > Minnesota > Buffalo > Ohio
UCF > Auburn > Georgia > Oklahoma > Ohio St.
UCF > Auburn > Georgia > Oklahoma
UCF > Auburn > Georgia > Oklahoma > Oklahoma St.
UCF > FIU > Marshall > Old Dominion
UCF > Auburn > Ole Miss
UCF > Memphis > UCLA > Oregon
UCF > Maryland > Minnesota > Oregon St.
UCF > Auburn > Georgia > Notre Dame > Michigan St. > Penn St.
UCF > Navy > Virginia > UNC > Pittsburgh
UCF > Maryland > Minnesota > Nebraska > Purdue
UCF > FIU > Rice
UCF > Maryland > Indiana > Rutgers
UCF > USF > San Jose St.
UCF > FIU > Tulane > Army > SDSU
UCF > SMU
UCF > Auburn > Georgia Southern > South Alabama
UCF > Auburn > Texas A&M > South Carolina
UCF > SMU > North Texas > Southern Mississippi
UCF > FIU > Tulane > Army > SDSU > Stanford
UCF > FIU > Marshall > Middle Tennessee > Syracuse
UCF > Maryland > Texas > Iowa St. > TCU
UCF > Temple
UCF > Auburn > Missouri > Tennessee
UCF > Maryland > Texas
UCF > Auburn > Texas A&M
UCF > FIU > UT San Antonio > Texas St.
UCF > USF > Texas Tech
UCF > FIU > Massachusetts > Appalachian St. > Toledo
UCF > Navy > Virginia > Boise St. > Troy
UCF > FIU > Tulane
UCF > Memphis > Tulsa
UCF > Memphis > UCLA
UCF > UConn
UCF > Navy > Virginia > UNC
UCF > East Carolina > BYU > UNLV
UCF > Auburn > Georgia > Notre Dame > USC
UCF > USF
UCF > FIU > Rice > UT El Paso
UCF > FIU > UT San Antonio
UCF > Memphis > UCLA > Oregon > Utah
UCF > Navy > Air Force > Utah St.
UCF > Auburn > Missouri > Vanderbilt
UCF > Navy > Virginia
UCF > Navy > Virginia > Georgia Tech > Virginia Tech
UCF > Navy > Virginia > Duke > Wake Forest
UCF > Memphis > UCLA > Arizona St. > Washington
UCF > Memphis > UCLA > California > Washington St.
UCF > Maryland > Texas > West Virginia
UCF > FIU > Western Kentucky
UCF > Cincinnati > Miami (OH) > Central Michigan > Western Michigan
UCF > Auburn > Georgia > Oklahoma > Ohio St. > Wisconsin
UCF > USF > San Jose St. > Wyoming
Welp, that convinced me. Cancel the game next week. Crown these men National Champions.