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Welcome to Fail City, my friends.
I recently came across a viral soccer video courtesy of the ladies of Maidstone United. If you’ve never heard of that team, there’s a reason for it, and it’s probably because they’re hot garbage.
If you don’t believe me, get a load of this mind-bendingly incapable soccer sequence.
https://twitter.com/JackReeveTNC/status/1075541164206493697
Holy hell.
Don’t worry, ladies. You are far from the only ones to fall short of expectations. Check out some of the most head-scratching sports fails I’ve come across during my long tenure working on the interwebs.
French cross country runner Jimmy Gressier picked up two French flags to carry across the finish line at the SPAR European Cross Country Championships. Great runner. Awful showman.
The celebration didn't go according to plan but his performance was brilliant!
Jimmy Gressier produces a front-running display to defend his title in the U23 race at the SPAR European Cross Country Championships. #Tilburg2018 pic.twitter.com/GHuBSOya6w
— European Athletics (@EuroAthletics) December 9, 2018
Jacksonville Jaguars training camp, 2017.
Let's go live to #Jaguars camp … 😂. pic.twitter.com/p5evst6kQM
— uSTADIUM (@uSTADIUM) August 3, 2017
Icelandic soccer player suffers brutal own goal.
Speaking of own goals…
Hey @espn — maybe a nominee for "Not Top 10." pic.twitter.com/DRpebereG0
— Ryan Shaver (@RShaverSports) July 21, 2016
Argentinian journalist ends up in hospital after trying to recreate Cristiano Ronaldo’s overhead kick against Juventus.
Argentinian Journalist Ends Up In Hospital After Trying To Recreate Cristiano Ronaldo's Overhead Kick Against Juventus (Photo & Video) https://t.co/S40nPGXiEv via @waatpies pic.twitter.com/XnMg4zzAdg
— Who Ate All The Pies (@waatpies) April 10, 2018
Get well, pal.