Science Archives

Damn Good News Outta Science, Where A New Discovery May Be Key To Stopping The Spread Of Cancer

by Eddie ColeSeptember 23, 2015 3:36 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:41 am

This Is What Happens To Your Body Immediately After Drinking A Pumpkin Spice Latte

by Douglas CharlesSeptember 21, 2015 10:14 am updated October 13, 2022 12:42 am

Is There Really Such A Thing As ‘Breaking The Seal’? Let’s Ask Science

by Chris IlluminatiSeptember 18, 2015 3:27 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:43 am

Are You A Lazy, Worthless Heap Of Piping Hot Crap? If So, Science Has Some Terrific News For You.

by J. CammSeptember 16, 2015 3:05 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:44 am

Only 6% Of Americans Got All Of These Basic Science Questions Correct. Can You?

by Paul SaccaSeptember 11, 2015 2:19 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:46 am

The World’s First Head Transplant Is Set To Go Down In 2017

by David Covucci and Tim JacobsenSeptember 11, 2015 8:58 am updated November 17, 2017 9:55 am

There’s Actually A Scientific Reason Why You Shouldn’t Make Your Bed, So All You Slobs Can Keep On Slobbin’ On

by J. CammSeptember 10, 2015 10:12 am updated October 13, 2022 12:47 am

Science Has Created A Blood Test That Tells You When You’re Going To Die Which Will Be In 5…4…3…2…

by Rebecca MartinsonSeptember 8, 2015 11:45 am updated October 13, 2022 12:48 am

Dashcam Footage Captures Giant Meteor Plummeting To Earth And Exploding Over Bangkok

by Paul SaccaSeptember 7, 2015 1:11 pm

Today’s Super Awesome Science Experiment: Add Butane And Coke To Make A High-Flying Rocket

by Paul SaccaSeptember 7, 2015 10:35 am updated October 13, 2022 12:48 am

Hero Has Invented A Vibrating Bra That Increases Breast Size Permanently, Currently Being Tested In U.S.

by Matt KeohanSeptember 3, 2015 5:33 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:48 am

Science Took The Liberty Of Finding Out What Effect Weed Has On Your Jizz, And Get A Load Of This

by Matt KeohanSeptember 1, 2015 6:06 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:49 am

Science Has Found The Cure For Hangovers And It’s The Absolute Worst Remedy Ever

by Paul SaccaAugust 29, 2015 12:20 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:50 am

Watch This Incredible ‘Terminator’-Like Self-Healing Material Repair Itself After Gunshot

by Paul SaccaAugust 28, 2015 10:50 am

Bros, Science Says Stop Blaming Condoms For Your Erectile Dysfunction And Start Blaming Your Defective Dick

by Matt KeohanAugust 26, 2015 5:14 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:51 am

Science Just Discovered A Pretty Easy Way To Spot A Psychopath So Be On The Lookout

by Chris IlluminatiAugust 18, 2015 4:06 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:54 am

Bill Nye Explains The Science Of Blowing Shit Up For Arnold Schwarzenegger

by Douglas CharlesAugust 13, 2015 10:17 am updated October 13, 2022 12:56 am

This Study That Says Having Too Much Sex Makes You Unhappy Sounds Like It Came From A Bunch Of Virgins

by Rebecca MartinsonAugust 6, 2015 10:02 am updated October 13, 2022 12:59 am

The Juice From This Fruit Is Called ‘Nature’s Viagra’ But Probably Behind Its Back Because Fruit Is Seedy Like That

by Chris IlluminatiAugust 4, 2015 12:19 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:00 am

Here’s How To Give Yourself ‘Skin Orgasms’ Right Now And It Involves Celine Dion

by Chris IlluminatiJuly 31, 2015 2:41 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:01 am

Man, Watching The Steps Required To Launch A Nuclear Bomb Will Make You Shit Yourself

by Eddie ColeJuly 28, 2015 4:33 pm

Elon Musk And Stephen Hawking Team Up To Tell The World Not To Build Terminators

by Eddie ColeJuly 27, 2015 4:07 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:03 am

New Climate Change Prediction Says Were Really, Really, Really Effed, Bros

by Eddie ColeJuly 21, 2015 9:06 am updated October 13, 2022 1:05 am

Science Says There Are Four Types Of Drunks, Which Unsavory Sot Are You?

by Paul SaccaJuly 17, 2015 3:56 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:06 am

Watch This Basketball Fly Like A Goddamn Eagle Because Of Glorious Science!

by Paul SaccaJuly 17, 2015 8:43 am

Beer Drinkers Rejoice! Here Are 10 SCIENTIFIC Reasons Why Drinking Beer Is Good For You

by Matt KeohanJuly 12, 2015 12:15 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:09 am