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A Tortoise Named ‘Tank’ Was Found 2 MILES Away After Escaping From Home For The THIRD Time

A Tortoise Named ‘Tank’ Was Found 2 MILES Away After Escaping From Home For The THIRD Time

by Douglas CharlesOctober 4, 2023 2:52 pm updated October 4, 2023 2:53 pm

Diego The Tortoise Is Retiring After Having So Much Sex He Saved His Entire Species From Extinction

Diego The Tortoise Is Retiring After Having So Much Sex He Saved His Entire Species From Extinction

by Jorge AlonsoJanuary 11, 2020 3:19 pm updated January 11, 2020 3:23 pm

A Tortoise And A Hare Faced Off In Real Life In A Race For The Ages

A Tortoise And A Hare Faced Off In Real Life In A Race For The Ages

by Connor TooleOctober 6, 2017 3:11 pm

You’re Gonna Laugh Your D**k Off When You See This Tortoise Do An Owen Wilson Impression

by Cass AndersonNovember 9, 2016 5:06 pm

A Man Built His Pet Tortoise A Playpen That Is A Perfect Replica Of ‘Jurassic Park’

by Eddie ColeMay 3, 2016 5:07 pm updated May 3, 2016 5:12 pm

Dog’s Chillaxing When His Life Gets Flipped-Turned Upside Down, Realizes That Rock Is A Turtle, Just Can’t Even

by Cass AndersonJune 19, 2015 2:37 pm

This tortoise makes love like a bro in a frat house

by A. IsaacMarch 13, 2014 9:53 am